Note: M2F Massage is a nude relaxation massage for women, performed by a male masseur. For other types of massage, check the nav menu up top.
Sensuous massage for women
Specifically designed to meet the needs of my existing female clients, the Cabana Massage is a gently evocative journey.
The Cabana goes far beyond traditional relaxation massage, combining elements of Lomi Lomi and Remedial to ease your muscle pains, and Swedish and Shiatsu to relax your spirit and mind.
This intimate M2F session is aimed at the woman who wants to relax, yet experience something more sensual without exceeding her comfort zone too far.
To ensure that outcome, you can choose several options to limit or enhance your degree of indulgence and the way your massage unfolds.
Essentially, the Cabana massage is a break from reality, an hour off-grid to be pampered in a way you'll find difficult to explain to friends. 😏😇
My only goal is to have you leave my table afterwards feeling happy and renewed.
Feel free to call me on 4926 7778 or 0422 276 202 if you have any questions or to make a booking. You can also book online.
Have a brilliant day,
Andrew Thompson.
Prices ★ Cabana M2F Massage Rockhampton
You have two options:
The short session time is 25-30 minutes.
The long session time is 50-60 minutes.
FAQ ★ Cabana M2F Massage Rockhampton
Some visitors want brevity, some want detail. To that end, you'll find a short answer to each question, plus links to any related articles I've written in the Backstage section of the site. Enjoy. 😊
- What could prevent me having an M2F Massage?
- I know you socially. Will this be awkward?
- Can I claim M2F Massage on my health fund?
- I just want Yoni Massage, not the rest.
- I have an STI. Can I still get a Cabana Massage?
- This sounds fun but can I trust you?
- Should I gift an M2F massage to my wife/girlfriend?
- What will I wear during my Cabana M2F Massage?
- What will you wear when you massage me?
- How private are your premises?
- Am I allowed to touch you during the massage?
- Can I have a Brazilian wax then an M2F Massage?
- What is the best time to book an M2F massage?
- Can my husband watch while I get massaged?
What could prevent me having a Cabana M2F Massage?
These factors will prevent you from receiving a Cabana M2F Massage.
- Menstruation
- Sexually transmittable diseases
- Vaginal discharge including semen
- Contagious skin conditions
- Fungal infection, thrush, sweat rashes, sunburn, open sores, or tinea
- Body odour or poor hygiene
- Long body and pubic hair
- Influenza or Covid-19
- Broken bones or torn ligaments/tendons
- Any form of cancer
- Any condition that compromises your immune system
I know you socially. Will this be awkward?
Not remotely. I view the type of intimate massage I provide as performance art. I'm entertaining you, like a dancer on a stage.
If I bump into you in the street, it's not the same. I'm just a business owner or dog lover or mountain biker going about his life.
So, what happens in the treatment room stays there, unless of course you want to talk about it, and that's fine too.
On the flipside, don't be offended if I don't wave or say hi. I have terrible facial recall, so chances are I won't even know who you are unless you come up and remind me.
Can I claim M2F Massage on my health fund?
I just want Yoni Massage, not the rest.
I include splashes of Yoni throughout the Cabana Massage but I'm not interested in performing it as a standalone treatment.
I have an STI. Can I still get a Cabana Massage?
No. This creates an unacceptably high risk both to myself and to other clients.
IT IS ILLEGAL IN QUEENSLAND TO LIE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL HEALTH TO A PROVIDER OF INTIMATE SERVICES.
All clients will be checked.
This sounds fun but can I trust you?
I think this is quite a common thought process for women, as many come to me for a mainstream treatment first, say a Brazilian wax or teeth whitening, then book in at a later date for a massage.
Should I gift an M2F massage to my wife/girlfriend?
What will I wear during my Cabana M2F Massage?
You'll be nude. There's no room for modesty with this massage. I'll leave you with a towel to begin with but once the lights are dimmed, it goes.
What will you wear when you massage me?
Regardless of the type of massage, I work in speedos or briefs. This gives me freedom of movement while still providing some vague semblance of modesty.
Mutual nudity is an option.
How private are your premises?
Many of my clients are public figures. Teachers, police, tradies, nurses, local celebs etc.
To help ensure that no two clients ever meet, I schedule appointments with a 15 minute gap between each booking.
Aside from that, Man Thing is a normal business with a normal shopfront that offers a diverse range of services. You could be here for anything.
You can park out front, or there's plenty of parking out back. Access is via the laneway beside the shops.
You can also park across the road at McDonalds or KFC in case you get the munchies after. 😋🍔🍟
Am I allowed to touch you during the massage?
Can I have a Brazilian wax then an M2F Massage?
What is the best time to book an M2F massage?
Can my husband watch while I get massaged?
Yes, conditionally.
He sits in the chair provided and remains there. He does not use his phone. He does not give running commentary.
