Podium M2M Full Body Massage ★ Rockhampton

Intimate M2M Fully Body Massage at Man Thing Rockhampton

Extreme Relaxation Massage

More than just a fluffy relaxation massage, the Podium is an intimate M2M (man-to-man) body rub that takes massage to the limit of what Queensland law allows.

Tailored to the needs of each client, this sensuous yet non-sexual massage blends aspects of Lomi Lomi, Remedial, Thai, Swedish, Lingam, Shiatsu, and Tui Na.

The Podium comprises both firm and gentle movements. Acupoint stimulation and remedial petrissage will ease your body's aches, while intimate whole-body effleurage tames your anxieties and stress.

You will leave my table feeling relaxed and renewed amidst the cloud of happy hormones coursing through your body.

And the whole experience smells like chocolate. What's not to love?

Feel free to call me on 4926 7778 or 0422 276 202 if you have any questions or to make a booking. You can also book online.

Have a brilliant day,
Andrew Thompson.

Andrew Thompson in Speedos, Man Thing Rockhampton


Prices ★ Podium Full Body Massage

Some people want a quick session during lunch, while others want to fully indulge and take their time, so I have two offerings:

The short session is 25-30 minutes. With prep and getting re-dressed, you should be out in 45.

full body massage price for short session

The long session is 50-60 minutes, though sometimes I get lost in the task and it can take up to 75 minutes. I don't charge any more if it takes longer.

full body massage price

FAQ ★ Podium Full Body Massage

I want an erotic gay massage. Is that what this is?

Not really. If you just want a rub and tug, you're after a sex worker. Try Locanto.

📖   💲   📆

I want a Male Brazilian wax and a Podium Massage. Can I do this in the one visit?

Men's Brazilian Waxing a.k.a Manzilian waxing at Man Thing, Rockhampton

Yes, that's a common combination of treatments.

I'll do your Male Brazilian Wax first, and then I'll perform the massage.

Apart from a minute or two break in between the treatments while I tidy up from the waxing and prep for the massage, you'll barely notice the transition.

You can use this break to stretch your legs or have a drink, or you can just stay on the table.

📖   💲   📆

I'm bi-curious and shy. Is this the right massage for me?

A lot of guys who book the Podium Massage are bi-curious or virgin. They've never touched or been touched by a guy before, and some not by a woman either. If that's your situation, this massage will prove ideal.

We'll have a short chat before we begin. You can tell me any concerns you might have, or background you want to share, plus what you hope to experience.

City Beach Relaxation  Massage in Rockhampton

I'll then be able to modify the treatment as needed.

Throughout, you'll be in a safe space with a willing ear if you want to talk about anything in confidence.

I'm openly bisexual and have lived a large life, so nothing you say will faze me.

With all of that said, if you're still feeling intimidated, maybe consider the City Beach Relaxation Massage instead.

📖   💲   📆

I have an STI. Can I still get a Podium Massage?

No. Massage is performed without gloves, and STIs are not limited to the genitals. This creates an unacceptably high risk for both me and my other clients.

Don't be tempted to lie about your sexual health in order to get a massage. It's illegal to lie about STIs to a provider of skin care services, and I'll know the truth as soon as you're on the table. I take this stuff seriously. You've been warned.

📖   💲   📆

How discrete are your premises? I'm worried someone will see me.

Man Thing, Rockhampton

Man Thing looks like any other mainstream shopfront.

Massage is only one of the beauty, fitness, and lifestyle services I provide, so people won't think twice if you come here.

You can park directly out front, or there's plenty of discrete parking out back. Just drive up the laneway beside the shops.

You can also park across the road at McDonalds or KFC in case you get the munchies after. 😋🍔🍟

📖   💲   📆

What will I wear during my Podium Full Body Massage?

You'll be completely naked. I'll leave you with a towel initially, but you will be nude and uncovered once I dim the lights and the treatment begins.

Andrew Thompson massaging in Aussie Bum undies at Man Thing, Rockhampton

I strip down as well but just to undies. So you know what that looks like, that's me in the yellow Aussies.

This saves oily clothes and provides a layer of hygiene, as well as some vague semblance of modesty.

It also gives me a buzz working near-nude. Former podium dancer - what can I say?

Yes, that's how the massage got its name. 😏🩲😇

📖   💲   📆

I'm straight and happily married. I don't know why I'm drawn to this service.

This is something I hear a lot. I'm not a sex therapist but I do know that sexual attraction is a thousand shades of grey.

It's common for guys to feel an uneasy affinity for something taboo or slightly outside their comfort zone. We are hard-wired to look for new sexual stimuli.

In the case of straight married couples, guys seek me out to provide that new stimulus in a safe and supportive environment, in order to strengthen their marriage rather than letting if fail.

It's also quite common for women to gift a Podium Massage to their husbands or boyfriends as a treat to spice things up.

📖   💲   📆

What is the best time to book an intimate massage?

Daytime appointments are fine but evenings or weekends are definitely best for the Podium full body massage as there is less chance of phones and outside traffic noise to disturb your session.

📖   💲   📆

I'd like something more holistic.

If you're thinking "I like the intimate vibe but want something more spiritual or therapeutic", you might prefer the Revive Male Massage.

📖   💲   📆

Preparing for your full body massage

Shower before you come in for your Podium Full Body Massage. If you stink or have not cleaned yourself properly, I won't be treating you.

Men's waxing at Man Thing, Rockhampton

Any massage treatment is always more enjoyable, for both you and the therapist, with little or no body hair.

If you have long swirls of body hair, please clipper it to at most a #4 length.

Alternatively, book me for a men's waxing or body clipper treatment before your Podium Massage.

📖   💲   📆

Contraindications for full body male massage

These factors will prevent you from receiving a Podium Full Body Massage.

📖   💲   📆