M2M Relaxation Massage ★ Rockhampton

No. If I don't have your number on file, I'll assume you're a creep and ignore you. Read this FAQ to make sure it's the treatment you want, then use the booking form or phone like a grown-up.

We'll talk before we begin. You can tell me any concerns you have, or background you want to share, plus what you hope to experience.

Throughout, you'll be in a safe space with a willing ear if you want to talk about anything in confidence. I've lived a large life, so nothing you say will faze me.

This article, What is Lingam Massage goes into more detail about the intimate aspects of male-to-male sensual massage, including its spiritual benefits and why I offer these services.

I'll pass. The massage is intimate but not hard-core. If you just want a rent boy, try Locanto.

You'll be naked. I'll leave you with a towel initially, but you will be nude and uncovered once I dim the lights and the treatment begins.

I wear togs by default so as not to overwhelm first timers, but most clients prefer I work nude. I'm fine either way, just let me know.

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I'm active in local mountain biking, arts, and business circles, and I'm very open about what I do for a living. It follows that many people in those communities are also clients.

All I can say is that regardless of the type of treatment you want, or the nature of our outside relationship, your privacy and confidentiality while in my rooms, is absolute.

These factors will prevent you from receiving a massage treatment.

• Long body and pubic hair. Clipper, wax, or shave your hair if it's long.
• Sexually transmittable diseases.
• Contagious skin conditions.
• Fungal infection, thrush, sweat rashes, sunburn, open sores, or tinea.
• Body odour or poor hygiene.
• Influenza or Covid-19.
• Any broken bones, torn ligaments, or hernias that aren't fully healed.
• Any form of cancer.
• Any condition that compromises your immune system.

Yes, if you're comfortable doing so AND only if you want to. Just keep things gentle.

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Comfort zones are nice, but few men enjoy being contained in the same box forever. We tend to learn this as we mature, along with the fact that labels mean very little.

Guys are typically drawn to behaviours that feel a little taboo. We are hard-wired to look for new adventure, to touch the embers of that unntapped glow inside.

In the case of straight married couples, guys often seek me out to provide a new stimulus in a safe and supportive environment, in order to bring something new to their marriage rather than letting if fail.

It's also quite common for women to gift a sensual massage to their husbands or boyfriends as a treat to spice things up.

Typically, yes, unless you elect not to, or if you have physical or psychological impediments that prevent you doing so.

No.

Yes, since August 2024, intimate massage is completely legal in Queensland.

Please don't unless you've discussed it together and he was clearly agreeable with the service I provide.

Your intentions might be good but you can't push someone into confronting situations they aren't ready for.

No. This creates an unacceptably high risk both to myself and to other clients.

IT IS ILLEGAL IN QUEENSLAND TO LIE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL HEALTH TO A PROVIDER OF INTIMATE SERVICES.

Man Thing is a normal business with a normal shopfront that offers lots of different services. No one will think twice if you come here.

Additionally, I only ever have one client in the shop at a time so you won't bump into anyone you know.

You can park directly out front, or there's plenty of discrete parking out back. Just drive up the laneway beside the shops.

You can also park across the road at McDonalds or KFC in case you get the munchies after. 😋🍔🍟

Shower before you come in for any intimate service. If you stink or have not cleaned yourself properly, I won't be treating you.

Any massage treatment is always more enjoyable, for both you and the therapist, with little or no body hair.

If you have long swirls of body hair, please clipper it to at most a #4 length.

Alternatively, book me for a men's waxing or body clipper treatment before your intimate massage.

Yes. A lot of the underlying massage is Remedial interspersed with Acupressure and Shiatsu, so if you have cramps or musculoskeletal tightness, you will definitely find relief.

On a spiritual or holistic level, my relaxation massage can also help men deal with:

• low self-esteem
• scattered energy
• procrastination
• loneliness and isolation
• executive and familial stress
• poor sleep patterns
• urination and bowel issues
• self-revulsion
• sexual insecurity
• sex addiction
• weak ejaculation
• low or non-existent libido
• erectile dysfunction
• premature ejaculation
• infertility