Manzilian Waxing ★ Rockhampton

Brazilian waxing is an umbrella term for all genital waxing. Both men and women can get Brazilians. For men, they are often called Manzilians, but it means the same thing.

If you want to go into more detail, my side article, About Brazilian Waxing, gives a solid overview and also has some tips for finding a good therapist.

I've waxed the balls of 25,000 men, from coal miners and coppers to sports stars and Hollywood celebs.

I'm pretty sure there's no one with more hands-on experience in Australia, probably the world.

I'm not even going to apologise for that pun.

Um ... yeah. That's creepy AF. I raised three sons. Waxed men don't look like boys.

And even if they did, what's the point? To make themselves attractive to predators? Seriously? Is that a thing?

Your mate's a nutter. Don't let him babysit.

You probably will. Don't stress, it's a normal male behaviour.

You're lying naked in front of a stranger who's drizzling oil and warm wax onto your balls while firmly gripping your penis, so it's to be expected.

Will you cum? No.

Will it turn you gay? No.

Will I be so impressed by your amazing boner that I abandon my professional ethics and ravage you senseless? No again.

Getting an erection means nothing. It's what dicks do. You're simply having an adrenaline rush laced with happy hormones. Your senses are going boom.

Most guys go soft after a few minutes while some stay hard throughout.

If you're comfortable maintaining wood, don't fight it. A boner makes it faster and pulls the skin of your scrotum tight. Fewer wrinkles means a smoother result.

I'm bi. We're not hooking up. Accept it.

I'm active in local sports, arts, and business circles. It follows that many people in those communities are also clients.

At work, my Duty of Care is clear-cut and I can easily separate my roles. Your privacy and confidentiality while in my rooms, is absolute.

In regards to having sex after a Manzilian wax, everyone's biology is different.

Response times vary from client to client, but basically, wait until any skin irritation has calmed down before bumping uglies.

Hell yes. Whilst thrusting and retracting, there'll be no raspy hair to intrude upon your perfect skin-on-skin action, AND THEN when you climax, you'll feel like your nuts exploded into another dimension.

Seriously, it's really, really good. You'll ring me, still panting, and thank me.

Your partner will love it too.

Maybe.

Most guys just come here for a wax. They're already anxious. I consider it my duty to protect their modesty as best I can, and I sure as hell don't offer them hand jobs. That would be creepy AF and they'd run a mile. So no, don't wait for me to offer because I won't.

Now, with that said, I do realise that some guys hope for a sympathy toss if they're close to explosion at the end. Again I won't offer, but if you ask the question, I generally don't mind. Here's the deal:

• If you're under 18 - no
• If you're a dickh**d - no
• If you give off creepy vibes - no
• If you're a regular who asks politely - yes

I'll never offer. You have to ask. Like any sex work, there's a fee. It's $49. You have 90 seconds.

If you want something less rushed and less tacky, book a Sensual Massage.

Man Thing is a normal business with a normal shopfront that offers lots of different services. No one will think twice if you come here.

Additionally, I only ever have one client in the shop at a time so you won't bump into anyone you know.

You can park directly out front, or there's plenty of discrete parking out back. Just drive up the laneway beside the shops.

You can also park across the road at McDonalds or KFC in case you get the munchies after. 😋🍔🍟

No one really knows. Probably 18. Maybe 16. Read this article:

Dude ... just don't. Every waxer in the world knows that when a guy specifically asks for a female to do his Manzilian, he's a creep hoping to shoot his load while some innocent girl holds his wang.

Or he's a phobe worried he'll get a boner in the presence of a guy, which means he's sexually insecure.

Either way, he's a ticking bomb, and that's dangerous for everyone concerned.

The main contraindications for waxing are skin infections, STIs, poor hygiene, contagious diseases, open wounds, broken bones, leprosy, decapitation, and demonic possession.

For a full list, read this article:

Yes, that's fine to be done in the one visit.

With a bit of preparation ahead of your Manzilian wax and subsequent after-care, you can maximise the results of your waxing treatment.

• Moisturise your junk a few days leading up to your appointment.
• Don't have sex or choke the chicken that morning.
• Wear loose jocks or go commando.
• Avoid synthetic materials.
• Don't clipper your hair. I'll do it if necessary.
• Apply post-wax lotion afterwards.
• Avoid chlorine, hot tubs, gym after.
• Avoid antiperspirant and cologne after.

Yep. Not remotely bothered.

Yes, if you maintain it every 4 to 6 weeks. This will also make follow up treatments less tender.

None. Well, a shirt and socks if you want.

Beware of any waxing studio that makes you wear disposible undies or hold your own junk.

Man bits have a lot of loose skin. During waxing, they needs to be stretched firmly.

I really dislike the standard industry practice that a male client has to hold his own junk tight AND somehow achieve that through paper undies.

This is why many guys get bruises and skin tears when they go to dodgy waxing studios.

When you book, ask if that's how they roll, and if it is, go somewhere else.

Men are really insecure about sex nowadays due to all the marketing crap about 🍆 enlargements, erectile dysfunction, etc.

You can't help the biological cards you were dealt. I won't judge you. I'm here to remove your hair, not give you a score card.

The best option is to use clippers or hair trimmers.

You won't be quite as smooth as waxing, but you also won't get a rash or ingrowns like you will with shaving or creams.

Here are two related articles if you'd like to know more.

Absolutely. A lot of couples come in together for their waxing. If she prefers to come alone, that's fine too.

No. This is just weird. I promise I won't ask you to bend over like a gimp.

Yes, that's fine, but if they start teasing you, I'll kick them out.

No just a cheapie. I keep exfoliating mitts in stock. $5 a pair.