Your first Manzilian, or male Brazilian wax treatment, can seem daunting.
That's understandable, but relax. Thousands of men have faced the same fate, and survived. 😊
What can I expect?
Your first Manzilian Wax won't exactly tickle, but if you've chosen an experienced wax therapist, it won't really hurt that much.
Most guys say that their first male Brazilian was nowhere near as bad as they expected, and in all these years, I've never had a guy bail out.
It's all about preparation and managing your stress. Here are the secrets to preparing for your first Manzilian Wax.
Physical preparation
Don't trim your hair, and don't shave the area for at least two weeks before coming in for your first men's Brazilian.
The hair must be long enough for the wax to grip. So come in au naturel. If you need trimming, your therapist will take care of that on the table.
On the morning of your treatment, moisturise your penis, scrotum, perineum, bum, and crack, and between your upper thighs.
Moisturised skin makes the treatment far more comfortable, as dry skin will try to absorb moisture from any source, including wax, which isn't fun.
Mental preparation
Your state of mind makes all the difference in the world.
Don't take pain killers!
Some of the advice out there is so wrong it's scary. Let's deal with the worst one.
"Take pain killers or have alcohol before your treatment".
❌❌❌ Dumb stupid moronic idea - Don't do this! People who take pain killers never, ever, ever come back a second time.
- If you need to take pain killers or get wasted, then you're not in the right frame of mind to get waxed.
- Even if you do take something, it will hurt. Why? Because you've already convinced yourself it will hurt, so it will. I could pluck a single hair and you'll scream.
I wax my own junk. Imagine that. Yet you need meds. Seriously?
Take control
Instead, don't stress. Take control before you arrive by telling yourself, "OK, I'm getting this done. I'm not a little b*tch. I can stay calm".
Here's some time-proven advice to help make that mindset easy.
- Don't surf the web for horror stories. If you go searching for people's tales of Brazilian Waxing tragedies, you'll find plenty.
- Don't go to a beauty salon, where you'll feel like you're intruding. Mega intimidating.
- Find a male-first waxing studio, where you're clearly welcome. They want you in their shop. They've waxed nuts before, and you want experience and confidence.
Don't tell your partner!
Don't tell your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend that you're getting a Mazilian Wax - especially if they get waxed themselves.
Chances are you'll get zero support - more likely an evil laugh and, "Now you'll know what I have to endure."
Some will even want to come into the treatment room to maximise their joy at your discomfort. I've actually had to kick out some partners over the years.
If you do it as a surprise however, you'll generally find them completely on your side. You can even flip it round. "It didn't hurt at all - I don't know why you complain". 😎