The Cabana Massage is not available to the general public. I must know you already as an existing and regular Brazilian wax client. No exceptions.
Sensuous relaxation massage for women
The Cabana Massage is a tender and sensual M2F (male-to-female) massage, combining Remedial, Lomi Lomi, Swedish, Shiatsu, and Yoni.
I provide this treatment exclusively to existing female Brazilian wax clients. It's a natural progression, allowing you to safely enjoy the intimate touch of a discrete and skilled male you already trust.
Essentially, my Cabana massage is a break from reality, an hour off-grid to be pampered in a way you'll find difficult to explain to friends. 😏😇
If this massage interests you, feel free to discuss it with me during your next visit. You can also call or text me on the usual numbers or book online.
Have a brilliant day,
Andrew Thompson
Prices ★ Cabana M2F Massage
| 🕒 | 💲 | |
|---|---|---|
| Short session: Weekdays 10am to 8pm | approx 25-30 mins | $129 |
| Short session: Other times | approx 25-30 mins | $175 |
| Long session: Weekdays 10am to 8pm | approx 45-60 mins | $175 |
| Long session: Other times | approx 45-60 mins | $250 |
FAQ ★ Cabana M2F Massage
I have an STI or fungal infection. Can I still get a massage?
Sorry, no. This creates an unacceptably high risk both to myself and to other clients.
IT IS ILLEGAL IN QUEENSLAND TO LIE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL HEALTH TO A PROVIDER OF INTIMATE SERVICES.
Contraindications for intimate massage
These factors will prevent you from receiving a massage treatment.
- Long body and pubic hair.
- Sexually transmittable diseases.
- Currently menstruating, pregnant, or breastfeeding.
- Contagious skin conditions.
- Fungal infection, thrush, sweat rashes, sunburn, open sores, or tinea.
- Body odour or poor hygiene.
- Influenza or Covid-19.
- Any broken bones, torn ligaments, or hernias that aren't fully healed.
- Any form of cancer.
- Obesity. Sorry, it's not physically possible.
- Any condition that compromises your immune system.
- Any psychological condition that could create a risk.
Why is my weight an issue?
You don't need to be a super model. Stand nude in front of the mirror. If you have a waist narrower than your hips, a gap between your thighs, and a max Size 16 undies, you should be fine.
There are two reasons being fat is an issue for this treatment. I'll be blunt, so if you're delicate about your weight, I suggest you don't read on.
- The table is only so wide. At times, I'll rest a knee or butt cheek on the table or place your arms beside your body. If there's no room, my range of movements are extremely limited.
- Also, I use a hand for genital stimulation. If it's squashed between your thighs or if I have to hold up your belly fat, that's just uncomfortable for both of us.
Sorry if that seems brutal, but it's only facts.
What will I wear during my sensual massage?
Nothing. I'll leave you with a towel initially, but you'll be completely nude and uncovered once I dim the lights and the session begins.
What will you wear?
I'll be nude too. Well ... shoes and socks - OHS still counts 🙂
I just want Yoni Massage.
I'll pass. Experience has taught me that women who actively seek out Yoni Massage have issues beyond my ability or wish to help solve.
I'm happily married. Why am I drawn to this service?
Even in the strongest marriage, happiness and loneliness can co-exist, until eventually one partner feels frustrated at the lack of intimacy in their life.
I realised at some point that many women who came to me for Brazilian waxing were on this path. After all, I'm male so it's a little taboo. It fulfilled her a little. She gained the intimate touch of another man and the joy of his gaze upon her, albeit in a mild and courtesy way.
I started providing this service out of recognition of the fact that I was often the 'other man' in women's lives, a confidante or fantasy who was safe and non-threatening. In turn, husbands allowed or tolerated her diversion, and sometimes even encouraged it.
What you're feeling is not unusual, nor anything to be ashamed of. You're reaching out to fill a void, and that's natural.
Can my husband watch?
Possibly, but he does so in silence and remains fully clothed. The treatment is about you, not him. If he gives me bad vibes, I'll kick him out.
Is sensual massage legal?
Yes, since August 2024, intimate massage is decriminalised in Queensland and no longer regulated.
I want to book a sensual massage for my wife.
No. On every prior occasion when I allowed this, the husband booked the session as an act of domination, pushing her to spice up their sex lives. The women came to me timid and terrified. It disgusted me to the point that I stopped providing women's massage for almost two years.
So, now I do things differently. Your wife books with me directly. I know her - I don't know you. This way I can be sure she actually wants the massage AND is mentally prepared AND is not under duress from an overbearing husband.
Can I claim this treatment on my health fund?
No. Private health funds don't cover sensual massage.
Can I touch you during the massage?
Yes, just keep things gentle.
Will you perform oral or anal stimulation?
No.
Preparing for your intimate massage
Preparation is much the same as for a Brazilian wax. Simply shower before you come in. Don't drink alcohol or take drugs beforehand or I won't be treating you.