Indulge in extreme relaxation
In a darkened room, aglow with soft blue neon, Cacao Massage is a break from reality, from the stresses of the outside world.
Aimed at the bicurious, less-journeyed man, my Cacao Massage is Remedial at its core, also drawing upon aspects of Lomi Lomi, Thai, Lingam, and Shiatsu.
Men who book these special M2M (male-to-male) sessions come from all walks of life. They are young and old, single and married, professional and blue collar.
Cacao Massage is designed for men who want to give themselves over to another man's care for a while, without threat or fear. For many, it's a leap of faith, an untouched taboo.
My firm yet gentle flow will ease your body's aches and tame your stress. You will leave my table relaxed and renewed, and the whole experience smells like chocolate. What's not to love?
Call me on 4926 7778 or 0422 276 202 if you have any questions or to make a booking. You can also book online.
Have a brilliant day,
Andrew (Thommo) Thompson
Prices ★ Cacao M2M Massage
| 🕒 | 💲 | |
|---|---|---|
| Short session: Weekdays 10am to 8pm | approx 25-30 mins | $139 |
| Short session: Other times | approx 25-30 mins | $195 |
| Long session: Weekdays 10am to 8pm | approx 45-60 mins | $195 |
| Long session: Other times | approx 45-60 mins | $275 |
| Combo option: + Manzilian wax | 20 mins | +$65 |
| Combo option: + crack wax | 5 mins | +$20 |
FAQ ★ Cacao M2M Massage
I have an STI. Can I still get a massage?
No. This creates an unacceptably high risk both to myself and to other clients.
IT IS ILLEGAL IN QUEENSLAND TO LIE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL HEALTH TO AN ADULT SERVICES PROVIDER.
I just want an erotic gay massage.
I'll pass. This massage is intimate but not hard-core. If you just want a sex worker, try Locanto.
Contraindications for intimate massage
These factors will prevent you from receiving a massage treatment.
- Long body and pubic hair. Clipper, wax, or shave your hair if it's long.
- Sexually transmittable diseases.
- Contagious skin conditions.
- Fungal infection, thrush, sweat rashes, sunburn, open sores, or tinea.
- Body odour or poor hygiene.
- Influenza or Covid-19.
- Any broken bones, torn ligaments, or hernias that aren't fully healed.
- Any form of cancer.
- Any condition that compromises your immune system.
- Any psychological condition that could create a risk.
I'm bicurious or shy and unsure this is for me.
We'll talk before we begin. You can tell me any concerns you have, or background you want to share, plus what you hope to experience.
Throughout, you'll be in a safe space with a willing ear if you want to talk about anything in confidence. I've lived a large life, so nothing you say will faze me.
This article, What is Lingam Massage goes into more detail about the intimate aspects of male-to-male nude massage, including its spiritual benefits and why I offer these services.
Should I gift a Cacao M2M Massage to my husband as a surprise?
Please don't unless you've discussed it together and he was clearly agreeable with the service I provide.
Your intentions might be good but you can't push someone into confronting situations they aren't ready for.
I'm straight and happily married. Why am I drawn to this service?
Comfort zones are nice, but few men enjoy being contained in the same box forever. We tend to learn this as we mature, along with the fact that labels mean very little.
Guys are typically drawn to behaviours that feel a little taboo. We are hard-wired to look for new adventure, to touch the embers of that unntapped glow inside.
In the case of straight married couples, guys often seek me out to provide a new stimulus in a safe and supportive environment, to bring something new to their marriage rather than letting if fail.
Can my partner watch?
Female partner? No. I can feel the judgement from across the room.
Male partner? Possibly. They do so in silence and remain fully clothed. I'll have no hesitation evicting them if they annoy me.
Can I claim this treatment on my health fund?
No. Private health funds don't cover sensual massage.
What will I wear during my sensual massage?
You'll be completely nude. I'll leave you with a towel initially, but you'll be nude and uncovered once I dim the lights and the session begins.
What will you wear?
I'll greet you in swim trunks but most clients prefer I work nude. It's up to you though, whatever you're comfortable with. So you know what that looks like, all the photos on this page are of me.
Is sensual massage legal?
Yes, since August 2024, intimate massage is decriminalised in Queensland and no longer regulated.
Can I touch you during the massage?
Yes, just keep things gentle.
Will you perform oral, anal, or prostate stimulation?
No.
Preparing for your intimate massage
Shower before you come in for any intimate service. If you stink or have not cleaned yourself properly, I won't be treating you.
Any massage treatment is always more enjoyable, for both you and your therapist, with little or no body hair. If you have long swirls of body hair, please clipper it to at most a #4 length.
Alternatively, book me for a men's waxing or body clipper treatment before your nude massage.
Does sensual massage have therapeutic value?
Yes. A lot of the underlying massage is Remedial interspersed with Acupressure and Shiatsu, so if you have cramps or musculoskeletal tightness, you will definitely find relief.
On a spiritual or holistic level, my relaxation massage can also help clients deal with:
- low self-esteem
- scattered energy
- procrastination
- loneliness and isolation
- executive and familial stress
- poor sleep patterns
- urination and bowel issues
- self-revulsion
- sexual insecurity
- sex addiction
- weak ejaculation
- low or non-existent libido
- erectile dysfunction
- premature ejaculation
- infertility