Not all Brazilian waxing is equal
My standard Brazilian Wax. You know the drill. I lead you to the table. You lie there, your vulva bare to the breeze. We chat and joke until finally it's smooth, the last hair gone.
I apply lotion to your freshly denuded skin. Your mons, then down the folds of your labia, over your perineum, and around your clitoral hood. One slow gentle loop, then in reverse. The lotion tingles.
I know it feels nice. Sometimes you make a sound. We both pretend it never happened. I repeat the loop, then again. And there it ends. I have a duty to protect your virtue. I leave you to dress.
Now alone, you continue to lie there, aroused and unresolved. An abrupt end to incidental foreplay. Eventually, you have no choice but to fend off the sensation and push it down.
In contrast, when you book a Yoni Brazilian, it's a different game with different rules. It's no longer my role to protect your virtue, and you don't need to push it down.
This time when I leave, it's only to dim the lights. Soft neons bathe the room in pink and blue. In the half-light, you watch me strip down to briefs. You decide if they stay or they go.
You recline again and close your eyes, and I begin my skilled caress from neck to thigh.
If the above sounds like a pleasant alternative to your usual Brazilian wax, read the FAQ below for more info. To book, call or text in the usual way, or we can chat next time you come in.
Until then, have a brilliant day,
Andrew (Thommo) Thompson
Prices ★ Yoni Brazilian
| 🕒 | 💲 | |
|---|---|---|
| Weekdays 10am to 8pm | approx 30 - 40 mins | $129 |
| Other times | approx 30 - 40 mins | $175 |
FAQ ★ Yoni Brazilian
Questions and answers below pertain to this specific treatment. To save duplication here, you can find general questions about Brazilian Waxing on the Female Waxing page. Otherwise, read on.
Do most women choose a normal Brazilian or Yoni Brazilian?
Around 60% of my female clients book a standard Brazilian wax, with 40% opting for the Yoni.
I have an STI. Can I still book this treatment?
Sorry, no. This creates an unacceptably high risk both to myself and to other clients.
IT IS ILLEGAL IN QUEENSLAND TO LIE ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL HEALTH TO AN ADULT SERVICES PROVIDER.
Contraindications for the Yoni Brazilian.
These factors will prevent you from receiving a treatment.
- Sexually transmittable diseases.
- Currently menstruating, pregnant, or breastfeeding.
- Creepy or angry vibes.
- Contagious skin conditions.
- Fungal infection, thrush, sweat rashes, sunburn, open sores, or tinea.
- Body odour or poor hygiene.
- Influenza or Covid-19.
- Any form of cancer.
- Any psychological condition that could create a risk.
How do you balance your roles and boundaries?
A standard Brazilian wax is a beauty treatment. The strict Duty of Care for the beauty industry applies, which means modesty is preserved at all times to the best of one's ability.
I never cross the line during a Brazilian wax, and believe me, I've had many, many women invite me to have sex with them afterwards.
A Yoni Brazilian however, is sex work. I advertise it as such. It has a different Duty of Care. For my legal protection, you'll sign a short form that explains this, and grant me consent for any options you choose.
All that aside, it's always my role to protect your physical and emotional welfare. I hate seeing people distressed. If I ever sense that your confused or afraid, I'll immediately end our session.
I'm shy. Can I switch to this during a normal Brazilian if I feel brave?
We could do it that way but the transition will be a little clunky. For one, you'll have to fill out a short form to cover me legally.
But yes, if that's how you want to do it, I can make it work.
Can I be completely nude from the outset?
Yes, that's fine.
How much time do we have at the end?
I allow 5 to 10 minutes after the wax, depending how naturally things flow. If you'd like a longer, more nuanced experience, I suggest a Cabana M2F Massage.
Can I touch you during the treatment?
Of course. Just keep things gentle.
I'll skip the Brazilian. I just want Yoni Massage.
No thanks. I think Yoni Massage as a standalone treatment is creepy. That's not sexist, I feel the same about Lingam Massage for men.
Can my husband or boyfriend watch?
Sure, but he does so in silence and remains fully clothed. If he gives me bad vibes, uses his phone, or starts jerking off, I'll kick him out.
I want to book a Yoni Brazilian for my wife as a surprise.
No. You can't book this type of treatment for someone else.
Is Yoni Brazilian legal?
Yes, since August 2024, sex work is decriminalised in Queensland and no longer regulated.