My name is Andrew Thompson. As an athlete, trainer, and masseur, I've spent the past 30 years helping men recover from muscle injuries, increase their flexibility, calm their stress, and boost their libido.
You'll find answers to all your questions in the FAQ section below, including prices. To make a booking, call me on 4926 7778 or 0422 276 202. You can also book online.
Have a brilliant day,
Andrew (Thommo) Thompson
Prices ★ Men's Massage
My apologies in advance to the easily-outraged, but given that 80% of guys ask for extras nowadays, I've included it in the mainstream price list. Smile and embrace the chaos. 😇😏
| Remedial Massage - Non-sexual | 🕒 | 💲 |
|---|---|---|
| Remedial 15 | 15 mins | $69 |
| Remedial 30 | 30 mins | $109 |
| Remedial 45 | 45 mins | $149 |
| Remedial Massage - Extras | 🕒 | 💲 |
| Mutual Nudity | + $25 | |
| Happy Ending | + $75 | |
| Both | + $90 | |
| Cacao Massage - Extras included | 🕒 | 💲 |
| Cacao 30 | 30 mins | $199 |
| Cacao 45 | 45 mins | $259 |
Frequently Asked Questions ★ Men's Massage
What are your remedial massage qualifications?
I have two diplomas from the Australian Institute of Applied Sciences, one in Remedial Massage, the other in Oriental Therapies.
I graduated in December 2002 at the top of my class and was subsequently awarded AAMT's Queensland Massage Therapist of the Year.
My specialities are Remedial Massage, Chinese Acupressure, Tui Na, and Zen Shiatsu. I've also completed studies in the related fields of fitness, sexual health, and counselling.
Can I claim your massage through my private health fund?
No. I don't bother with private health funds anymore. I'm happy to provide a tax invoice for your employer or doctor as required.
Preparing for your massage
Shower before you come in. If you stink or haven't cleaned yourself properly, I won't be treating you.
Any massage treatment is always more enjoyable, for both you and your therapist, with little or no body hair. If you have long swirls of body hair, please clipper it to at most a #4 length.
Alternatively, book me for a men's waxing or hair trimming session before your massage.
You seem very comfortable with nudity. I'm not. Can I keep my underpants on?
Absolutely. If I need to massage your glutes, I can work through the fabric. Just make sure you wear clean, fresh undies, not sweaty ones you've worn all day.
I'm not shy. Can I go totally naked with no towel?
In most cases, sure, go for it. HOWEVER, I don't take risks. if you have any fungal rashes around your bum or groin, or any STI - including Herpes whether active or not - keep your jocks on.
In Queensland, it is illegal to lie about your STI status to a provider of personal services.
What is your Cacao Massage?
The Cacao is designed for the bicurious, less-journeyed man, who wants to give himself over, without threat or fear, to another man's care for a while. It's a leap of faith, an untouched taboo.
This is my signature intimate massage. Remedial at its core, this session is both masculine and tender, drawing upon aspects of Lomi Lomi, Thai, Lingam, Tui Na, and Shiatsu.
In a darkened room, aglow with soft blue neon, I'll ease your body's aches and tame your stress. You'll leave my table relaxed and renewed, and everything smells like chocolate. What's not to love?
I have a sports event. When should I massage?
The key is to plan ahead. If you have a sporting event on the weekend, you don't want your calves and quads and hamstrings to be recovering from a hard deep-tissue massage just as you need them to perform.
Have a strong massage on the Monday then allow a few days for your muscles to recover. Low intensity training, combined with increased water intake, is a good way to help them clean out dead tissue released by the massage.
Then midweek, have a very light massage. This way, your muscles will be in premium condition for the weekend's big event.
Is it OK to ask for extras?
Yes. Mutual nudity and happy endings are the most common requests, but don't wait for me to offer because I won't. Nor will it happen by accident.
My average massage client is a sheltered Dad from the suburbs. He's just here because he has sore muscles. It's my duty to protect and treat him with dignity. For that reason, I never offer extras, even if he's lying there with a boner and hopeful smile.
That said, I'm not a prude. I'm happy to strip off if that's your thing, and I give amazing hand jobs. If you want extras, just let me know when you book or when you fill out your new client form.
Naturally, like any sex work, there's a fee:
| Extras: | 💲 | |
|---|---|---|
| Mutual Nudity | + $25 | |
| Happy Ending | + $75 | |
| Both | + $90 |
What do you wear when you massage?
Typically I work shirtless and wear swim briefs for comfort and modesty. So you can preempt what that looks like, all the photos on this page - except the locker room guy up top - are of me.
I have loose skin. Can remedial massage help tighten it?
A little, but don't have unrealistic expectations.
Loose skin is caused by fast weight loss. It might have happened naturally or with medical intervention, but basically, the elastin in your skin was unable to respond at the same rapid pace.
If you lose weight at a natural healthy pace, combined with exercise to ensure good blood and nutrient flow throughout your body, your skin's elastin is able to respond much better.
Massage can help - progressively and over time - break down the bonds in your connective tissue and skin to help soften the overall appearance.
RF Skin Tightening is a good option, which uses soundwaves to soften lines and wrinkles in skin. If you prefer a natural approach, you might also consider a Fitness Planning session to help achieve your aesthetic goals.
I just want an erotic gay massage.
I'll pass. You want a rent boy. Try Locanto.
Will you perform massage if I have cancer?
No. There is an unacceptably high risk of spreading cancer to other parts of the body due to elevated movement of toxins and lymphatic fluid during a massage treatment.
I'm straight and happily married, yet I'm drawn to your Cacao Massage. Why?
Comfort zones are nice, but few men enjoy being contained in the same box forever. We tend to learn this as we mature, along with the fact that labels mean very little.
Guys are typically drawn to behaviours that feel a little taboo. We are hard-wired to look for new adventure, to touch the embers of that unntapped glow inside.
In the case of straight married couples, guys often seek me out to provide a new stimulus in a safe and supportive environment, to bring something new to their marriage rather than letting if fail.
Is sensual massage legal?
Yes, in August 2024, intimate massage and all other forms of sex work were decriminalised in Queensland and are no longer regulated.
I've had lumbar surgery and the surrounding muscles are sore. Can you help?
Typically following spinal surgery, you'll be on pain medication for 6 to 8 weeks and also be undertaking rehahilitative exercises.
By around three months, once the scar is fully healed, and assuming your surgeon has given clearance, I'm happy to work the core muscles adjacent to the lumbar spine.
We'll take things slow and light to start with, building intensity over subsequent treatments, but you will definitely gain relief from each session.
I have an STI. Can I still get a Cacao Mssage?
No. This creates an unacceptably high risk both to myself and to other clients.
Can I touch you during the massage?
Yes, just keep things gentle.
Should I gift a Cacao Massage to my husband as a surprise?
Please don't unless you've discussed it together and he was clearly agreeable with the service I provide.
Your intentions might be good but you can't push someone into confronting situations they aren't ready for.
Will you perform oral, anal, or prostate stimulation?
No.
Will you perform massage if I have HIV?
Yes. As with all viruses where there is any risk of contagion, simply inform me during your pre-treatment consultation.